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I asked him if he wanted to go out to dinner he said: I'd rather have shit pulled out of my ass

I asked him if he wanted to go out to dinner he said: I'd rather have shit pulled out of my ass  Redditors Wife

I said i finally found out where i belong he said bring me a sandwich then

I said i finally found out where i belong he said bring me a sandwich then  Redditors Wife

Daniel's mom: i told him to put on his ointment he said i'm in a raid, go get me a juice pouch...

Daniel's mom: i told him to put on his ointment  he said i'm in a raid, go get me a juice pouch...  Redditors Wife

it was our anniversary he gave me a bassoon

it was our anniversary he gave me a bassoon  Redditors Wife

AND I was like "i don't give a fuck about memes" then i stabbed him in the throat and ran

AND I was like

It's official Game of Thrones until I die

It's official Game of Thrones until I die  Redditors Wife

I introduced my friend to line rider. He made an all red pencil offsled track.

I introduced my friend to line rider. He made an all red pencil offsled track.  Redditors Wife

asked if he'd like to have sex answered me and who?

asked if he'd like to have sex answered me and who?  Redditors Wife

He says we have to let Mori masturbate on our new baby All because he started LoL without him

He says we have to let Mori masturbate on our new baby All because he started LoL without him  Redditors Wife

I told him all of my boxes were packed and i was ready to leave him He asked if I put a candy bar under them

I told him all of my boxes were packed and i was ready to leave him He asked if I put a candy bar under them  Redditors Wife
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