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I asked him to buy us a new mattress He told me he found one

I asked him to buy us a new mattress He told me he found one  Redditors Wife

I told him, "I can't see you when you lie down." "Here, take my paw."

I told him,

i gothim a sandwich from subway he called me a cheating whore

i gothim a sandwich from subway he called me a cheating whore  Redditors Wife

"i don't know if i can compete with your new addiciton" yeah, i used to love that song "cool it now"

i asked him to give me a hand he said only if he got a prosthetic one

i asked him to give me a hand he said only if he got a prosthetic one  Redditors Wife

It's time to go get our family photo taken I'll get the Sand Eels

It's time to go get our family photo taken I'll get the Sand Eels  Redditors Wife

i asked if he wanted to practice safe sex today he leaves me to check r/WhatsInThisThing

i asked if he wanted to practice safe sex today he leaves me to check  r/WhatsInThisThing  Redditors Wife

She asks if she can roleplay Little red riding hood "I'm Skeletor"

She asks if she can roleplay Little red riding hood

"Honey, I got sunburned today. Could you help me put on Aloe lotion?" "Sure, but now you see what you get for going outside."

I asked if he wanted to foreplay He said to get an empty water bottle and a spoon

I asked if he wanted to foreplay  He said to get an empty water bottle and a spoon  Redditors Wife
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