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I told him I was pregnant He wants to call it Butchie Gweyno..

I told him I was pregnant He wants to call it Butchie Gweyno..  Redditors Wife

he discovered that I was a redditor wouldn't tell me his username so i could follow him

he discovered that I was a redditor wouldn't tell me his username so i could follow him   Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted to have sex Said he was going on a date with his bush wife

Asked him if he wanted to have sex Said he was going on a date
 with his bush wife  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could go for a drive in the car He said he needed to floss and brush it first

I asked him if we could go for a drive in the car He said he needed to floss and brush it first  Redditors Wife

Said i was happy to be out of the house after winter called me a cow

Said i was happy to be out of the house after winter called me a cow  Redditors Wife

I scooped some ice cream for him He made me put it back in the carton for wasting surface area

I scooped some ice cream for him He made me put it back in the carton for wasting surface area  Redditors Wife

He said these aren't funny. Stop

He said these aren't funny. Stop  Redditors Wife

TIL He doesn't love me anymore.

TIL He doesn't love me anymore.  Redditors Wife

I gave him a card for his birthday he threw it away and said "tl;dr"

I gave him a card for his birthday he threw it away and said

He didn't take the news of the affair too well... How can I tell him about the abortion?

He didn't take the news of the affair too well... How can I tell him about the abortion?  Redditors Wife
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