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he said he got me what mark cuban got his wife for christmas it was the same junk that everyone else buys

he said he got me what mark cuban got his wife for christmas it was the same junk that everyone else buys  Redditors Wife

I asked how I could prove he is the only man in my life? He told me to install McAfee.

I asked how I could prove he is the only man in my life? He told me to install McAfee.  Redditors Wife

GODDAMIT What did i miss?!

GODDAMIT What did i miss?!  Redditors Wife

I asked him what movie he wanted to watch tonight He told me not Peter Pan

I asked him what movie he wanted to watch tonight He told me not Peter Pan  Redditors Wife

Asked him for a back rub... ...he asked me for my petting chart.

Asked him for a back rub... ...he asked me for my petting chart.  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted to order a pizza he said only if he brings mcdonalds too

i asked him if he wanted to order a pizza he said only if he brings mcdonalds too  Redditors Wife

I TOLD HIM TO COME TO BED HE SAID HE WASN'T DONE COUNTING BALD EAGLES

I TOLD HIM TO COME TO BED HE SAID HE WASN'T DONE COUNTING BALD EAGLES  Redditors Wife

I told him to come to bed He said only if you let me piss in my own mouth

I told him to come to bed He said only if you let me piss in my own mouth  Redditors Wife

She asked me if it was ok to watch "Girls" "Let me know when titties come on"

She asked me if it was ok to watch

I asked him if he wanted to go on a run tomorrow He said "just take some aspirin"

I asked him if he wanted to go on a run tomorrow He said
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