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Wants to give you a hand job. "Make popcorn first"

Wants to give you a hand job.

I asked him to comfort our crying son He was too busy taking pictures for the internet

I asked him to comfort our crying son He was too busy taking pictures for the internet  Redditors Wife

told him that our sex was the best that i've ever had he said my toes never curl

told him that our sex was the best that i've ever had he said my toes never curl  Redditors Wife

TOLD HIM I WANTED TO CONSERVE HEAT IN THE HOME FART UNDER THE COVERS

TOLD HIM I WANTED TO CONSERVE HEAT IN THE HOME FART UNDER THE COVERS  Redditors Wife

I said I wanted to spice up our sex life "sounds like a Great american challenge"

I said I wanted to spice up our sex life

i asked him if he would come to bed with me he said tits or gtfo

i asked him if he would come to bed with me he said tits or gtfo  Redditors Wife

He posted a question... ...instead of a specific video game deal.

He posted a question... ...instead of a specific video game deal.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he missed the childrens he said I never miss from close range and lol'd

I asked him if he missed the childrens he said I never miss from close range and lol'd  Redditors Wife

He used to send me letters and poems Now all I get his mspaint comics I dont understand

He used to send me letters and poems Now all I get his mspaint comics I dont understand  Redditors Wife

he doesn't understand me. he prefers to spend his time looking at monster trucks monster trucks don't whinge

he doesn't understand me. he prefers to spend his time looking at monster trucks  monster trucks don't whinge  Redditors Wife
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