Redditors Wife

showed him a new track I found "Added to wantlist about 1 year ago"

showed him a new track I found

I asked him to come to bed He asked where my Red Bull logo was

I asked him to come to bed He asked where my Red Bull logo was  Redditors Wife

I told him to clean the headlights on my car He got out a toothbrush and toothpaste

I told him to clean the headlights on my car He got out a toothbrush and toothpaste  Redditors Wife

I told him that the narwahl bacons midnight he asked me when the walrus roasts

I told him that the narwahl bacons midnight he asked me when the walrus roasts  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Just leave me alone, i'm trying to watch the incest freestyle rap"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

Honey, aren't you coming to bed? bitch please, it's raid night

Honey, aren't you coming to bed? bitch please, it's raid night  Redditors Wife

We Used to be a happy couple But then he started working night shift

We Used to be a happy couple But then he started working night shift  Redditors Wife

i told him he needs to get a life instead he went on half-life

i told him he needs to get a life instead he went on half-life   Redditors Wife

asked him how he got those "upvotes" he's always talking about He violently shat the bed.

asked him how he got those

I told him I had a weird bruise on my arm He turned it into a Pokemon doodle.

I told him I had a weird bruise on my arm He turned it into a Pokemon doodle.   Redditors Wife
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