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Told him i would do anything he wanted tonight he said he already bought presents

Told him i would do anything he wanted tonight he said he already bought presents  Redditors Wife

I told him that I was wet He said that I wouldn't be if I had NeverWet™

I told him that I was wet He said that I wouldn't be if I had NeverWet™  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for breakfast He asked for bacon pancakes.

I asked him what he wanted for breakfast He asked for bacon pancakes.  Redditors Wife

I asked him where the vacuum was He said "Reloading"

I asked him where the vacuum was He said

i said we should get a kitten He asked me why i wanted to do anal so bad

i said we should get a kitten He asked me why i wanted to do anal so bad  Redditors Wife

I suggested we do something special for our anniversary He ran to his secret room

I suggested we do something special for our anniversary He ran to his secret room  Redditors Wife

i ASKED HIM why he wouldnt look at my memes HE SAID DOING STATS HOMEWORK

i ASKED HIM why he wouldnt look at my memes HE SAID DOING STATS HOMEWORK  Redditors Wife

i asked him to create an original meme about me He said i had to be on the front page first

i asked him to create an original meme about me He said i had to be on the front page first  Redditors Wife

You got a ticket? I wanted to meet Elton Simmons

You got a ticket? I wanted to meet Elton Simmons  Redditors Wife

i told him my uncle has 24 hours to live he said "get that man a beer"

i told him my uncle has 24 hours to live he said
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