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We were just fighting then he said he was neptunian

We were just fighting then he said he was neptunian  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a clif bar he said he doesn't like moth larvae

I asked him if he wanted a clif bar he said he doesn't like moth larvae  Redditors Wife

i tried showing him a preview of a movie i want to go see he asked for sauce

i tried showing him a preview of a movie i want to go see he asked for sauce  Redditors Wife

i told him obama won he said he was waiting for florida's results

i told him obama won he said he was waiting for florida's results  Redditors Wife

Not again.... How much longer till Flag Nor FAIL RELEASE?

Not again.... How much longer till Flag Nor FAIL RELEASE?  Redditors Wife

I asked him for sex he said leave the twinkies on the desk

I asked him for sex he said leave the twinkies on the desk  Redditors Wife

Mittlemen fell into the dark corner of youtube again. Third time this week

Mittlemen fell into the dark corner of youtube again. Third time this week  Redditors Wife

I 9-0'd Selcouth. 5 perfections. Easy. No proof. My mom wants me to go to sleep now

I 9-0'd Selcouth. 5 perfections. Easy. No proof. My mom wants me to go to sleep now  Redditors Wife

i told him he was being mean he said "sucks to suck"

i told him he was being mean he said

a raccoon came in our attic today he asked if it had any puns

a raccoon came in our attic today he asked if it had any puns  Redditors Wife
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