Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted an adventure He told me to open the septic tank

I told him I wanted an adventure He told me to 
open the septic tank  Redditors Wife

i asked if he wanted to have sex tonight he asked if i was depressed

i asked if he wanted to have sex tonight he asked if i was depressed  Redditors Wife

I told him I have cancer he accused me of cheating

I told him I have cancer he accused me of cheating  Redditors Wife

Can't she have a headache tonight??? www.worldofwarcraft.com

Can't she have a headache tonight??? www.worldofwarcraft.com  Redditors Wife

She tells him that she wants a divorce Happy that he has news to share for reddit birthday

She tells him that she wants a divorce Happy that he has news to share for reddit birthday  Redditors Wife

I bought him a wallet he uses a pack of gum instead

I bought him a wallet he uses a pack of gum instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him how we could spice up our sex life he said that he wanted to get to fifth base

I asked him how we could spice up our sex life he said that he wanted to get to fifth base  Redditors Wife

I told him I smoked He gave me an inhaler

I told him I smoked He gave me an inhaler  Redditors Wife

I tried to make a joke about belly dancing. He called me a fat fuck.

I tried to make a joke about belly dancing. He called me a fat fuck.  Redditors Wife

I asked him about the game He poured water all over himself and said, "bien"

I asked him about the game He poured water all over himself and said,
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