Redditors Wife

I told him we don't connect anymore he turned on the xbox

I told him we don't connect anymore he turned on the xbox  Redditors Wife

He made me fart on his face again i don't know why

He made me fart on his face again i don't know why  Redditors Wife

I ate the last bite of his sandwich He said we're getting a divorce

I ate the last bite of his sandwich He said we're getting a divorce  Redditors Wife

A driver cut us off causing us to almost crash He said don't worry about it and started talking on his electric shaver

A driver cut us off causing us to almost crash He said don't worry about it and started talking on his electric shaver  Redditors Wife

I told him I was leaving him for ForTheWolfX He said Awesome!

I told him I was leaving him for ForTheWolfX He said Awesome!  Redditors Wife

I told him we needed a marriage counsellor. he replied 'Why not zoidberg'

I told him we needed a marriage counsellor.  he replied 
'Why not zoidberg'  Redditors Wife

im just not in the mood to play now, playing later is a possbility

im just not in the mood to play now,  playing later is a possbility  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we had a problem He said: "the buffer is too small"

I asked him if we had a problem He said:

I put a status up in the morning and come home from work. He is still on facebook. I think, "why didn't he like it?"

I put a status up in the morning and come home from work.  He is still on facebook. I think,

Want to have fun with Friends They cant, because of "work"

Want to have fun with Friends They cant, because of
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