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I told him there was a deer in our front yard He told me to tap it with our car

I told him there was a deer in our front yard He told me to tap it with our car  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to church with me he said he is moving to antarctica

I asked him to come to church with me he said he is moving to antarctica  Redditors Wife

I asked how long he'd be on Reddit He said at least until the end of time

I asked how long he'd be on Reddit He said at least until the end of time  Redditors Wife

not now i have to write an email to gabe newell to enter the front page

not now i have to write an email to gabe newell to enter the front page  Redditors Wife

he handcuffed me to a door knob

he handcuffed me to a door knob  Redditors Wife

I asked of fantasy sports were more important than me he said, if you keep wearing an 8 year olds pajamas, yes

I asked of fantasy sports were more important than me he said, if you keep wearing an 8 year olds pajamas, yes  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to dinner with the family. he said not with his niece at the table.

I asked him to come to dinner with the family. he said not with his niece at the table.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said I needed to shit myself first.

I asked him if we could have sex He said I needed to shit myself first.  Redditors Wife

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MRS.SPEARS MATH HOMEWORK

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MRS.SPEARS MATH HOMEWORK  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said, "soon baby, i'm using the computer"

I asked him to come to bed He said,
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