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i told him i might be pregnant he told me to pee in a cup of bleach

i told him i might be pregnant he told me to pee in a cup of bleach Redditors Wife
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i asked him to spice up our sex lives he bought dog toys

i asked him to spice up our sex lives he bought dog toys Redditors Wife
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I said but I don't make art He said you do now

I said but I don't make art He said you do now Redditors Wife
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i asked him why he quit his job he said he was going to become a self employed bathroom attendant

i asked him why he quit his job he said he was going to become a self employed bathroom attendant Redditors Wife
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" I need advice." " you need a mallard."

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told him the kids and i were going to play in the snow he said don't forget the basketball

told him the kids and i were going to play in the snow he said don't forget the basketball Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed he asked for my petting chart

I asked him to come to bed he asked for my petting chart Redditors Wife
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I told him I was feeling depressed He rubbed his armpit over my mouth

I told him I was feeling depressed He rubbed his armpit over my mouth Redditors Wife
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I got on the Drudge Report to get his attention He left to run after an ice cream van.

I got on the Drudge Report to get his attention He left to run after an ice cream van. Redditors Wife
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I told him i accidentally murdered someone He told me to kill the dog

I told him i accidentally murdered someone He told me to kill the dog Redditors Wife
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