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i bought him a new jacket for winter he asked if there was an avocado in the pocket.

i bought him a new jacket for winter he asked if there was an avocado in the pocket. Redditors Wife
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Asked if we could take the kids out Said bring Dramamine

Asked if we could take the kids out Said bring Dramamine Redditors Wife
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I wanted to go out He said I should take a decoy wallet

I wanted to go out He said I should take a decoy wallet Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have more bonding experiences he said to roll his blunt first

I asked him to have more bonding experiences he said to roll his blunt first Redditors Wife
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i told him i had a headache he said to go get my vibrator

i told him i had a headache he said to go get my vibrator Redditors Wife
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i asked him if he wanted a quickie Hey said how many Kwikies do you want?

i asked him if he wanted a quickie Hey said how many Kwikies do you want? Redditors Wife
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he gave me a cheap wedding ring he said it was worth more with the subscription

he gave me a cheap wedding ring he said it was worth more with the subscription Redditors Wife
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SINCE HE SIGNED UP WITH RSE, HE'S GAMBLING ALL OUR MONEY AWAY... ...SOMEONE TELL HIM THERE IS NO SPIRITUAL JACKPOT!

SINCE HE SIGNED UP WITH RSE, HE'S GAMBLING ALL OUR MONEY AWAY... ...SOMEONE TELL HIM THERE IS NO SPIRITUAL JACKPOT! Redditors Wife
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Gave him surprise head He acted like I had done something wrong.

Gave him surprise head He acted like I had done something wrong. Redditors Wife
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So what do you think was in the safe? A giant pile of hairbands

So what do you think was in the safe? A giant pile of hairbands Redditors Wife
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