Redditors Wife

I told him his beard looked nice "It's a Bear!"

I told him his beard looked nice

I told him I had diarrhea He said: it's hereditary - it runs in your jeans

I told him I had diarrhea He said: it's hereditary - it runs in your jeans  Redditors Wife

I offered to make him some cereal he said he'd rather have crushed ice cream cone

I offered to make him some cereal he said he'd rather have crushed ice cream cone  Redditors Wife

I die of his cancer. I come back to haunt him and he's reddit.

I die of his cancer. I come back to haunt him and he's reddit.  Redditors Wife

Says he's studying But I know that just means football isn't on Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

Says he's studying But I know that just means football isn't on Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Redditors Wife

"Honey, i missed my period..." Let's go to the Amusement park then

We've been married for 10 years He pretends to be single to fit in with the rest of the redditors

We've been married for 10 years He pretends to be single to fit in with the rest of the redditors  Redditors Wife

I said our house was being robbed He was listening to a Phish stream

I said our house was being robbed He was listening to a Phish stream  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted from me... He said "Turkey on rye, cut the crusts"

I asked him what he wanted from me... He said

Kom je naar bed schat? Nee ik probeer Timmert te ownen met sc 2

Kom je naar bed schat? Nee ik probeer Timmert te ownen met sc 2  Redditors Wife
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