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I told him the check engine light was on He said to drive over a speedbump

I told him the check engine light was on He said to drive over a speedbump  Redditors Wife

I asked him to buy more alcohol He gave me a Listerine bottle

I asked him to buy more alcohol He gave me a Listerine bottle  Redditors Wife

He said he wanted to end things so he could "bone" other girls I said he can have a free pass as long as we stay together

He said he wanted to end things so he could

Gives him sex and blowjobs everyday but still pines over stupid celebrity Caption 3 goes here

Gives him sex and blowjobs everyday but still pines over stupid celebrity Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

payton gets mad at being called a hipster you mad bro?

payton gets mad at being called a hipster you mad bro?  Redditors Wife

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting "om nom nom"

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting

He won't stop writing memes

He won't stop writing memes  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he did what at work today He said he bought a domain from GoDaddy and transferred it to another registrar

I asked him what he did what at work today He said he bought a domain from GoDaddy and transferred it to another registrar  Redditors Wife

Will you come to bed now, sweetie? Must. beat. barbie. splruge. tetris.

Will you come to bed now, sweetie? Must. beat. barbie. splruge. tetris.  Redditors Wife

wife wants to watch drama shows sits and watches with her

wife wants to watch drama shows sits and watches with her  Redditors Wife
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