Redditors Wife

I told him i wanted my prince charming he raped me

I told him i wanted my prince charming he raped me  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said he's still reading the first three pages of reddit.

I asked him to come to bed He said he's still reading the first three pages of reddit.  Redditors Wife

i told him i'm leaving him he said "I'll see you at the gym tomorrow"

i told him i'm leaving him he said

I was sleeping soundly he woke me up at 3am demanding to know why i was staring at him

I was sleeping soundly he woke me up at 3am demanding to know why            i was staring at him  Redditors Wife

I surprised him with a new mattress He told me he'd rather sleep in a hammock.

I surprised him with a new mattress He told me he'd rather sleep in a hammock.  Redditors Wife

Asked him if we could go somewhere in the car Told me "Not without a traffic light"

Asked him if we could go somewhere in the car Told me

I asked him if he wanted pizza I hate papa johns

I asked him if he wanted pizza I hate papa johns  Redditors Wife

must find more memes

 must find more memes  Redditors Wife

I told him that is he got beat to death i'd be sad

I told him that is he got beat to death i'd be sad  Redditors Wife

i told him i was sick he said not as sick as justin beiber

i told him i was sick he said not as sick as justin beiber  Redditors Wife
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