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asked to go to a movie he said "ain't nobody got time for that"

asked to go to a movie he said
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I asked him to have sex He told me that i wasn't a sexy garda

I asked him to have sex He told me that i wasn't a sexy garda Redditors Wife
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he doesn't know its time for bed but knows exactly what time it is in London and Sydney

he doesn't know its time for bed but knows exactly what time it is in London and Sydney Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to watch a "Chick Flick" with me He said "I prefer Chick Pics"

I asked if he wanted to watch a
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Stop sending private messages to those girls your going to give them nightmares

Stop sending private messages to those girls your going to give them nightmares Redditors Wife
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I said enough fighting, i wanted peace and quiet, something to build on he got me a seven foot lego serenity

I said enough fighting, i wanted peace and quiet, something to build on he got me a seven foot lego serenity Redditors Wife
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i only wanted one more drink he said stop acting like the biggest hidden cell tower in london

i only wanted one more drink he said stop acting like the biggest hidden cell tower in london Redditors Wife
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FINALLY PICKS UP THE VACUUM CLEANER DOESN'T CLEAN, TAPES KNIVES TO IT

FINALLY PICKS UP THE VACUUM CLEANER DOESN'T CLEAN, TAPES KNIVES TO IT Redditors Wife
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I said we needed a reservation he ignored me and said he preferred to be a walken

I said we needed a reservation he ignored me and said he preferred to be a walken Redditors Wife
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I told him i had coolwhip and strawberries he told me he already had donuts Caption 3 goes here

I told him i had coolwhip and strawberries he told me he already had donuts Caption 3 goes here Redditors Wife
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