RedditorsWife

I told him maybe we should try some role playing He said he was Chris Brown and punched me in the face

I told him maybe we should try some role playing He said he was Chris Brown and punched me in the face  RedditorsWife

I asked where our new Puppy went He said he glued it to his face

I asked where our new Puppy went He said he glued it to his face  RedditorsWife

I asked him what he wants for dinner He said he wants a divorce

I asked him what he wants for dinner He said he wants a divorce  RedditorsWife

Asked him to slap me while making love He said go find a turtle

Asked him to slap me while making love He said go find a turtle  RedditorsWife

I asked him to help me carry 126 gallons of water outside he said you can just fit it all in your butt

I asked him to help me carry 126 gallons of water outside he said you can just fit it all in your butt  RedditorsWife

I asked if he loved me He said "elephant shoes"

I asked if he loved me He said

Not sure whether to buy drugs or save my bitcoin

Not sure whether to buy drugs or save my bitcoin  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he wanted me to make us some drinks he said he'll go to a bar if he wants a drink

I asked him if he wanted me to make us some drinks he said he'll go to a bar if he wants a drink  RedditorsWife

I asked if we could adopt a dog He said he had no party to go to

I asked if we could adopt a dog He said he had no party to go to  RedditorsWife

I told him why did he spend all that money on a college education just to be on Reddit "i know right i should of got 41460 tacos"

I told him why did he spend all that money on a college education just to be on Reddit
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