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I started playfully wrestling with him. He threw me off because he didn't want me to feel like he was a rapist.

I started playfully wrestling with him. He threw me off because he didn't want me to feel like he was a rapist. RedditorsWife
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My hand was cut off and I could get whatever I wanted in place. he said to get a prosthetic hand.

My hand was cut off and I could get whatever I wanted in place. he said to get a prosthetic hand. RedditorsWife
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"Do you want some tea?" "Only if you have a mustache mug to put it in."
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I asked him to pass the weed He said he can't, the DEA seized his weed cannon

I asked him to pass the weed He said he can't, the DEA seized his weed cannon RedditorsWife
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I told him to pick up some post-it notes on his way home he asked if I wanted a tiny forklift and pallet along with them

I told him to pick up some post-it notes on his way home he asked if I wanted a tiny forklift and pallet along with them RedditorsWife
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I got breast implants to seem more attractive to him he told me to take them out

I got breast implants to seem more attractive to him he told me to take them out RedditorsWife
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I told him i want to have sex he asked me if my bra matched my panties

I told him i want to have sex he asked me if my bra matched my panties RedditorsWife
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I asked him to use this vibrator on me He said this product contains a chemical known to the state to cause cancer, toxicity, and birth defects.

I asked him to use this vibrator on me He said this product contains a chemical known to the state to cause cancer, toxicity, and birth defects. RedditorsWife
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I asked him to come to bed. He told me He'd rather be in Virginia.

I asked him to come to bed. He told me He'd rather be in Virginia. RedditorsWife
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I told him that it was time to leave for his prostate exam. He told me he was good, he already masturbated five times today.

I told him that it was time to leave for his prostate exam. He told me he was good, he already masturbated five times today. RedditorsWife
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