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I asked him to have sex he said there's only one box he's interested in

I asked him to have sex he said there's only one box he's interested in RedditorsWife
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I asked him if he loved me He said turn on the light and wash my face

I asked him if he loved me He said turn on the light and wash my face RedditorsWife
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He told me to get out of the house for a bit Then cooked my pet rabbit

He told me to get out of the house for a bit Then cooked my pet rabbit RedditorsWife
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HE ASKED IF HE COULD GET A BOAT, i said yes hopefully at least ONE OF US DROWNS

HE ASKED IF HE COULD GET A BOAT, i said yes hopefully at least ONE OF US DROWNS RedditorsWife
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I asked him to come to bed for sex He said Only if i can have a baby in exactly 9 months

I asked him to come to bed for sex He said Only if i can have a baby in exactly 9 months RedditorsWife
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I told him i miss him he told me he wanted to throw a rock at my face

I told him i miss him he told me he wanted to throw a rock at my face RedditorsWife
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I asked him why the checking account was overdrawn He said he was looking for a job

I asked him why the checking account was overdrawn He said he was looking for a job RedditorsWife
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I asked him why his pants were wet. He said he sneezed.

I asked him why his pants were wet. He said he sneezed. RedditorsWife
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I asked him to go swimming in the pond. He said to bring the gold fish crackers

I asked him to go swimming in the pond. He said to bring the gold fish crackers RedditorsWife
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Asked him if he wanted me to dress up in my galaxy quest costume He said wait till you're 50.

Asked him if he wanted me to dress up in my galaxy quest costume He said wait till you're 50. RedditorsWife
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