RedditorsWife

I asked him to watch a youtube video with me He said "Only if I can balance random objects on your head"

I asked him to watch a youtube video with me  He said

I asked him to watch the stars with me tonight he said call him in 2014 when the comet hits mars

I asked him to watch the stars with me tonight he said call him in 2014 when the comet hits mars  RedditorsWife

I asked him where the keys were he asked me where the hell were my cheetos

I asked him where the keys were he asked me where the hell were my cheetos  RedditorsWife

He told me it was the secret to success But it's annoying when he talks to me in different accents

He told me it was the secret to success But it's annoying when he talks to me in different accents  RedditorsWife

I asked him for sex he said he our son has no friends to have sleepovers with

I asked him for sex he said he our son has no friends to have sleepovers with  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk. he told me to shut up, meg.

I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk. he told me to shut up, meg.  RedditorsWife

I asked him where the bread was he told me he needed to pump up the bass

I asked him where the bread was he told me he needed to pump up the bass  RedditorsWife

i got mad at him during an argument he went to the kitchen to get some bread crumbs

i got mad at him during an argument he went to the kitchen to get some bread crumbs  RedditorsWife

I asked bill if he wanted to watch some hardcore He told me to jump over a chair

I asked bill if he wanted to watch some hardcore He told me to jump over a chair  RedditorsWife

I asked him to have sex He said "get the machete"

I asked him to have sex He said
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