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i told him i heard a strange noise outside the front door he said it's probably just a baby seal

i told him i heard a strange noise outside the front door he said it's probably just a baby seal RedditorsWife
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I wanted to have sex He declined because my bra and panties didn't match

I wanted to have sex He declined because my bra and panties didn't match RedditorsWife
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I asked him to come to bed "Not now, I'm trying to find someone having sex in London"

I asked him to come to bed
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I asked him to talk to Timmy about eating his boogers He told me to stop trying to kill our son

I asked him to talk to Timmy about eating his boogers He told me to stop trying to kill our son RedditorsWife
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I asked him for sex He asked me if I was holding.

I asked him for sex He asked me if I was holding. RedditorsWife
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I said I've been having really bad morning sickness he told me to give him a blowjob

I said I've been having really bad morning sickness he told me to give him a blowjob RedditorsWife
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I asked if he wanted to find out the sex of our child he said 'let's order chinese'

I asked if he wanted to find out the sex of our child he said 'let's order chinese' RedditorsWife
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i asked why he quit his job He said he was moving to LA to cast dota 2

i asked why he quit his job He said he was moving to LA to cast dota 2 RedditorsWife
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I told him I wanted to play n64 with him He accused me of being a stripper

I told him I wanted to play n64 with him He accused me of being a stripper RedditorsWife
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HE ASKED ME TO TAKE MY MAKEUP OFF because i'm prettier that way I'M NOT WEARING ANY

HE ASKED ME TO TAKE MY MAKEUP OFF because i'm prettier that way I'M NOT WEARING ANY RedditorsWife
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