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I said i wanted to shave him like in skyfall he said go get my axe

I said i wanted to shave him like in skyfall he said go get my axe  RedditorsWife

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said we couldn't because it was too awkward buying condoms

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said we couldn't because it was too awkward buying condoms  RedditorsWife

I told him I wanted to drive around with him he insisted on driving

I told him I wanted to drive around with him he insisted on driving  RedditorsWife

Iv been changing our babys diaper everytime we go out with the baby and i learned from reddit thats theres changing tables in the mens room too

Iv been changing our babys diaper everytime we go out with the baby and i learned from reddit thats theres changing tables in the mens room too  RedditorsWife

I said "Not tonight, I have a headache." he told me sex is a better headache cure than painkillers

I said

I asked him if he wanted sex he said only if I shaved my privates

I asked him if he wanted sex he said only if I shaved my privates  RedditorsWife

I said I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom He scratched my ankle

I said I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom He scratched my ankle  RedditorsWife

Asked him if he finally got that promotion "Nope, I quit. But it's okay, I got reddit gold for the story!"

Asked him if he finally got that promotion

I asked him what kind of dog he wanted. He said a big one that pooped moons.

I asked him what kind of dog he wanted. He said a big one that pooped moons.  RedditorsWife

I told him there was a fire in the kitchen he told me to get the vacuum Caption 3 goes here

I told him there was a fire in the kitchen he told me to get the vacuum  Caption 3 goes here  RedditorsWife
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