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My Hand got chopped off he told me to get a prosthetic one

My Hand got chopped off he told me to get a prosthetic one RedditorsWife
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Told my husband I wanted sex He asked for the $30 catch no mess

Told my husband I wanted sex He asked for the $30 catch no mess RedditorsWife
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I asked him to come to bed he said not until he gets his a baconeer

I asked him to come to bed he said not until he gets his a baconeer RedditorsWife
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I asked him to call the fire department he said that they would steal water from the planet across the street

I asked him to call the fire department he said that they would steal water from the planet across the street RedditorsWife
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I told him the credit card was missing HE said it was in his second wallet

I told him the credit card was missing HE said it was in his second wallet RedditorsWife
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I asked him to come hold the baby He told me to hold on, he had been waiting 9 months to post this meme

I asked him to come hold the baby He told me to hold on, he had been waiting 9 months to post this meme RedditorsWife
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I asked him to quit masturbating He said he was reducing his risk of Prostate Cancer.

I asked him to quit masturbating He said he was reducing his risk of Prostate Cancer. RedditorsWife
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I asked him if he wanted some coffee He said only if it was a French Vanilla, Cream + Sugar

I asked him if he wanted some coffee He said only if it was a French Vanilla, Cream + Sugar RedditorsWife
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I asked if he was ready to go to sleep He said he had to kill a duck

I asked if he was ready to go to sleep He said he had to kill a duck RedditorsWife
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I told him there was ice on the car He told me to get a blowtorch and some nickel.

I told him there was ice on the car He told me to get a blowtorch and some nickel. RedditorsWife
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