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I asked if he wanted to go buy the condoms He said it was too embarrasing.

I asked if he wanted to go buy the condoms He said it was too embarrasing.  RedditorsWife

I told him I got some new yoga pants He said he was installing a new infrared camera

I told him I got some new yoga pants He said he was installing a new infrared camera  RedditorsWife

"I want you inside of me" says he'd rather see inside the safe

While out to dinner, I asked him to change the baby. He said only the women's restrooms had changing stations.

While out to dinner, I asked him to change the baby. He said only the women's restrooms had changing stations.  RedditorsWife

I asked him why we haven't had sex He said because I have diabetes

I asked him why we haven't had sex He said because I have diabetes  RedditorsWife

i asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me to get him two sponges and a latex glove instead

i asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me to get him two sponges and a latex glove instead  RedditorsWife

What are you going to do to fix this situation? Here. Have some breadcrumbs.

What are you going to do to fix this situation? Here. Have some breadcrumbs.  RedditorsWife

I said he should be more chivalrous he let the air out of my tires

I said he should be more chivalrous  he let the air out of my tires  RedditorsWife

I asked what he wanted for dinner He said duck

I asked what he wanted for dinner He said duck  RedditorsWife

i asked him for the weather report he told me i should expect 6-8 inches tonight

i asked him for the weather report he told me i should expect 6-8 inches tonight  RedditorsWife
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