RedditorsWife

I asked him if he's coming to bed he said "are your bra and panties matching?"

I asked him if he's coming to bed he said

I ran out of chocolate from Valentine's day "why didn't you eat it indefinitely"

I ran out of chocolate from Valentine's day

he asked me to move to wyoming... then said to give him an hour for after his video game

he asked me to move to wyoming... then said to give him an hour for after his video game  RedditorsWife

I asked him what he wanted for his birthday He said 10 henleys

I asked him what he wanted for his birthday He said 10 henleys  RedditorsWife

i asked him to come to bed he said he's too busy learning how cunnilingus works

i asked him to come to bed he said he's too busy 
learning how cunnilingus works  RedditorsWife

i came to him wanting to make up after a fight "too late! i already tightened all the jars"

i came to him wanting to make up after a fight

venezuela is devaluing their currency. Huh? i still haven't checked Cyanide and happieness. lolz!

venezuela is devaluing their currency. Huh? i still haven't checked Cyanide and happieness. lolz!  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me to grab the sponges

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me to grab the sponges  RedditorsWife

I told him I was going to check on the baby he told me to put on my yoga pants

I told him I was going to check on the baby he told me to put on my yoga pants  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he wanted to play cards He told me to get 52 iPads

I asked him if he wanted to play cards He told me to get 52 iPads  RedditorsWife
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