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I asked him if he could take a picture He said only if he can hold my hand from behind

I asked him if he could take a picture He said only if he can hold my hand from behind  RedditorsWife

I asked if he'd like some sexy photos of me he already had some of his mom

I asked if he'd like some sexy photos of me he already had some of his mom   RedditorsWife

I told him I was going to check on the baby he said wear your yoga pants

I told him I was going to check on the baby he said wear your yoga pants  RedditorsWife

I asked what he wanted to do for valentines day He said he doesn't celebrate artificial holidays perpetuated by greedy marketers

I asked what he wanted to do for valentines day He said he doesn't celebrate artificial holidays perpetuated by greedy marketers  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he was ready to be a parent He said what's the point, the kids are just going to call us scumbags

I asked him if he was ready to be a parent He said what's the point, the kids are just going to call us scumbags  RedditorsWife

I told him I wasn't in the mood he ate all of the kid's ice cream sandwiches

I told him I wasn't in the mood he ate all of the kid's ice cream sandwiches  RedditorsWife

I said I want to adopt an Afghan baby he said only if we name him trash commander

I said I want to adopt an Afghan baby he said only if we name him trash commander  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he wanted me to do a striptease for him He said he'd rather play N64.

I asked him if he wanted me to do a striptease for him He said he'd rather play N64.  RedditorsWife

I told him I was pregenant he said he's buying an infrared baby cam...

I told him I was pregenant he said he's buying an infrared baby cam...  RedditorsWife

I asked him to fuck me harder He dislocated my arm

 I asked him to fuck me harder He dislocated my arm  RedditorsWife
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