Redneck Randal

Says "I like U" to flame princess Gets fire slapped

Says

She said "no, i dont want to But i incested

She said

My home-schooled son won the spelling bee One word: NASCAR

My home-schooled son won the spelling bee One word: NASCAR  Redneck Randal

Needs drivers license to buy alcohol or cash a check, but not to vote Only in America

Needs drivers license to buy alcohol or cash a check, but not to vote Only in America  Redneck Randal

When i die bury me in my truck There aint a hole she cant get me out of

When i die bury me in my truck There aint a hole she cant get me out of  Redneck Randal

Ford 2500 cost $45,000 Run down trailer home cost $6,000

Ford 2500 cost $45,000 Run down trailer home cost $6,000   Redneck Randal

I like my violence like I like my gun Legal

I like my violence like I like my gun Legal  Redneck Randal

i only drink beer twice a year when it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday

i only drink beer twice a year when it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday  Redneck Randal

just ate five mcdoubles sees uncle tim in the driveway with a empty mcdonalds bag

just ate five mcdoubles sees uncle tim in the driveway with a empty mcdonalds bag  Redneck Randal

Be so far away from broke that it will never find you again!

Be so far away from broke that it will never find you again!  Redneck Randal
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