Redneck Randal

hey i know we're cousins but here's my number, so call me maybe and this is crazy

hey i know we're cousins but here's my number, so call me maybe and this is crazy  Redneck Randal

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady yeah, you're gonna want to go down there about three miles, not too far, and turn right before you see the big cow statue. you can't miss it.

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady yeah, you're gonna want to go down there about three miles, not too far, and turn right before you see the big cow statue. you can't miss it.  Redneck Randal

if you ever see me in a fight with a bear you better jump and help the bear

if you ever see me in a fight with a bear you better jump and help the bear  Redneck Randal

Hears foreign language yells at person Merika

Hears foreign language yells at person Merika  Redneck Randal

50 shades of grey? Someone wrote a book about my truck?

50 shades of grey? Someone wrote a book about my truck?  Redneck Randal

Walks to school with son because they are in the same grade

Walks to school with son because they are in the same grade  Redneck Randal

Reads books aimed at kids and teens To have more to talk about his kids

Reads books aimed at kids and teens To have more to talk about his kids  Redneck Randal

my favorite sports are nascar and ping pong

my favorite sports are nascar and ping pong  Redneck Randal

A native American you say? Hell yeah me too!

A native American you say? Hell yeah me too!  Redneck Randal

The vet suggested that we use euthinasia to put down my dog... so I tells her, "aint no slanty eyed kids gunna eat my dog!"

The vet suggested that we use euthinasia to put down my dog... so I tells her,
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