Redneck Randal

non alcoholic beer is like licking your sister it tastes right but it is wrong

non alcoholic beer is like licking your sister it tastes right but it is wrong  Redneck Randal

Wants to feel belonged in group North Branch R.I.A.

Wants to feel belonged in group North Branch R.I.A.  Redneck Randal

I don't see why we are leaving America It's the best nation in the world

I don't see why we are leaving America It's the best nation in the world  Redneck Randal

What's our national anthem? USA! USA! USA!

What's our national anthem? USA!
USA!
USA!  Redneck Randal

Happy Birthday! You alcoholic fuck! Merica! Jesus! & Freedom!

Happy Birthday!
You alcoholic fuck! Merica! Jesus! & Freedom!  Redneck Randal

Goes on r/GoneWild Sees self shots of cousin

Goes on r/GoneWild Sees self shots of cousin  Redneck Randal

i'd smack her upside the face and say, "counterspell."

i'd smack her upside the face and say,

natasha north? ya, i banged her

natasha north? ya, i banged her  Redneck Randal

Only wears patriotic stuff Can't name more then 3 presidents.

Only wears patriotic stuff Can't name more then 3 presidents.  Redneck Randal

I be ridin dirty in ma 4 runner pickin up bitches... cus BITCHES LOVE SUNROOFS!

I be ridin dirty in ma 4 runner pickin up bitches... cus BITCHES LOVE SUNROOFS!  Redneck Randal
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