Redneck Randal

Hey...hand me the money... Off the front of a moving boat....

Hey...hand me the money... Off the front of a moving boat....  Redneck Randal

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are F, Y, and P

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are F, Y, and P  Redneck Randal

I've got 3 bitches back at home My pug, my pitbull, and my sister

I've got 3 bitches back at home My pug, my pitbull, and my sister  Redneck Randal

Thinks he Has personalized License Plate Because his dad made it while in jail

Thinks he Has personalized License Plate Because his dad made it while in jail  Redneck Randal

TIL My mom is my cousin "Just made front page of reddit"

TIL My mom is my cousin

don't talk to me in the morning til i've had my first cup of beer in the school parking lot

don't talk to me in the morning til i've had my first cup of beer in the school parking lot  Redneck Randal

Claims he gave his life to Jesus Hates all jews

Claims he gave his life to Jesus Hates all jews  Redneck Randal

Hey how about I'll start my own band One erection

Hey how about I'll start my own band One erection  Redneck Randal

is from southern illinois pronounces it "ellinois"

is from southern illinois pronounces it

Last night was great, I lost my virginity... to my cousin.

Last night was great, I lost my virginity... to my cousin.  Redneck Randal
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