Redneck Randal

that cotton aint gonna pick itself

that cotton aint gonna pick itself  Redneck Randal

fuck her till she bleeds. if she don't bleed punch her in the nose !

fuck her till she bleeds. if she don't bleed punch her in the nose !  Redneck Randal

i ain't sayin' i had dog for breakfast

i ain't sayin' i had dog for breakfast   Redneck Randal

Immigrants down the road? They took our jobs!

Immigrants down the road? They took our jobs!  Redneck Randal

We're all God's children (Except the French, blacks, Mexicans, South Americans, Asians, Muslims, liberals, homos, Indians (both kinds), freaks, geeks, Gynecologists, scientists, and communists)

We're all God's children (Except the French, blacks, Mexicans, South Americans, Asians, Muslims, liberals, homos, Indians (both kinds), freaks, geeks, Gynecologists, scientists, and communists)  Redneck Randal

I like my women like i like my chicken FAT

I like my women like i like my chicken FAT  Redneck Randal

Thesaurus? You mean that dinosaur that jesus killed?

Thesaurus? You mean that dinosaur that jesus killed?  Redneck Randal

Waddaya tell a woman with two black eyes? Nuthin, you done told'er twice!

Waddaya tell a woman with two black eyes? Nuthin, you done told'er twice!  Redneck Randal

Guido Jesus walked on water? Naw, he just swam across the rio grande

Guido Jesus walked on water? Naw, he just swam across the rio grande  Redneck Randal

Wanna see my white penis? I

Wanna see my white penis? I  Redneck Randal
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