Redneck Randal

i remember my circumcision my dad kicked my sister right in the jaw

i remember my circumcision my dad kicked my sister right in the jaw  Redneck Randal

So I stood up and told that art teaching lady, The only primary colors I need are red, white, &blue.

So I stood up and told that art teaching lady, The only primary colors I need are red, white, &blue.  Redneck Randal

Hey pretty lady, will you be my girlfriend? TORPEDO NIPPLES AND A SMALL PENIS = A GOOD TIME!

Hey pretty lady, will you be my girlfriend? TORPEDO NIPPLES AND A SMALL PENIS = A GOOD TIME!  Redneck Randal

i came to an understanding with my parole officer i sell her meth

i came to an understanding with my parole officer i sell her meth  Redneck Randal

If this happens at enough theme parties Is it really still Ironic?

If this happens at enough theme parties Is it really still Ironic?  Redneck Randal

I'm your next door neighbor i've got a meth lab in the basement

I'm your next door neighbor i've got a meth lab in the basement  Redneck Randal

So I stood up and told that teaching lady holocene? more like homocene

So I stood up and told that teaching lady holocene? more like homocene  Redneck Randal

The only 3 Wise men I know Are Jack, Jim, and Captain Morgan

The only 3 Wise men I know Are Jack, Jim, and Captain Morgan  Redneck Randal

I like my math like I like my women so Easy i can use my fingers on the first try

I like my math like I like my women so Easy i can use my fingers on the first try  Redneck Randal

5 times a week? Waaaaaayyyyy ahead of ya.

5 times a week? Waaaaaayyyyy ahead of ya.  Redneck Randal
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