Redneck Randal

"Proud to live in the United States of Murrica" Has a confederate flag on everything he owns

starts reading message boards, thinks "troll" is a racial slur. purchases twelve "I hate trolls" bumper stickers.

starts reading message boards, thinks

I like my captions like I like my women related

I like my captions like I like my women related  Redneck Randal

wins lottery still drinks Busch Light

wins lottery still drinks Busch Light  Redneck Randal

$40,000 chevy truck, $5,000 worth of guns, $2,500 in hunting gear $30,000 house in disrepair and 1 month from foreclosure

$40,000 chevy truck, $5,000 worth of guns, $2,500 in hunting gear $30,000 house in disrepair and 1 month from foreclosure   Redneck Randal

I like my violence like I like my beer Domesticated

I like my violence like I like my beer Domesticated  Redneck Randal

so i told my 13 year old sister to stop smoking at the breakfast table in front of our kids

so i told my 13 year old sister to stop smoking  at the breakfast table
 in front of our kids  Redneck Randal

I don't live in America I live in THE-Merica

I don't live in America I live in THE-Merica  Redneck Randal

what kind of a crazy mother fucker decided to use even go want to do more look like?!

what kind of  a crazy mother fucker decided to use even go want to do more look like?!  Redneck Randal

If there's grass on the field PLAY BALL!

If there's grass on the field PLAY BALL!  Redneck Randal
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