Redneck Randal

honey, you take the night off. i'm taking the baby to mcdonald's. buys small order of fries. fills baby's bottle with sprite. Five times.

honey, you take the night off. i'm taking the baby to mcdonald's. buys small order of fries. fills baby's bottle with sprite. Five times.  Redneck Randal

Stands for the pledge leaves hat on

Stands for the pledge leaves hat on  Redneck Randal

The closest i ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol level

The closest i ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol level  Redneck Randal

I'm a Patriot Doesn't Vote, Skips Out On Jury Duty, Zero Community Involvement, Bitches About Paying Taxes

I'm a Patriot Doesn't Vote,
Skips Out On Jury Duty,
Zero Community Involvement,
Bitches About Paying Taxes  Redneck Randal

Just bought trucknuts has no truck

Just bought trucknuts has no truck  Redneck Randal

that thang, GOT a HEMi!!?!

that thang, GOT a HEMi!!?!  Redneck Randal

it ain't a great t-shirt til i cut off the sleeves freebird

it ain't a great t-shirt til i cut off the sleeves freebird  Redneck Randal

The south will rise sleeps 14 hours a day

The south will rise sleeps 14 hours a day  Redneck Randal

hey hold on, i put the funk in functional alcoholic

hey hold on, i put the funk in functional alcoholic  Redneck Randal

What kind of currency is pounds?! In 'Merica, our currency is money

What kind of currency is pounds?! In 'Merica, our currency is money  Redneck Randal
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