Renaissance Player

I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WENCH AIN'T ONE

I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WENCH AIN'T ONE  Renaissance Player

Before you dost protest... I have a dry futon

Before you dost protest...

 I have a dry futon  Renaissance Player

Sir Galahad? More like sir gals-i-had

Sir Galahad? More like sir gals-i-had  Renaissance Player

Prithee Miss Wouldst mine sword fit thine sheath?

Prithee Miss Wouldst mine sword fit thine sheath?  Renaissance Player

My massages art the best They call me not "foot soldier" for nothing

My massages art the best They call me not

Please, m'lady I am weary of jerkin

Please, m'lady I am weary of jerkin  Renaissance Player

Welcome to my fair grounds Now may I see yours?

Welcome to my fair grounds Now may I see yours?  Renaissance Player

Mine sword hath been peace-bonded But mine dagger swings freely

Mine sword hath been peace-bonded But mine dagger swings freely  Renaissance Player

My lady, i have battled dragons and trolls allow me to unleash my kraken

My lady, i have battled dragons and trolls allow me to unleash my kraken  Renaissance Player

Indeed, milady. Thine tits do smell of chloroform

Indeed, milady.

 Thine tits do smell of chloroform  Renaissance Player
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