Repressed Suburban Father

Lives in the Information Age Thinks google is a tool of Satan

Lives in the Information Age Thinks google is a tool of Satan  Repressed Suburban Father

Head of the neighborhood watch knows which houses to rob

Head of the neighborhood watch knows which houses to rob  Repressed Suburban Father

Talks to mother-in-law for whole hour Had just snorted a gram of coke

Talks to mother-in-law for whole hour Had just snorted a gram of coke  Repressed Suburban Father

Buys son an iPod nano Preloads it with Green Day and My Chemical Romance for "research" purposes

Buys son an iPod nano Preloads it with Green Day and My Chemical Romance for

Wife goes to grocery store Spankwire Nigga!!

Wife goes to grocery store Spankwire Nigga!!  Repressed Suburban Father

Kisses wife goodnight sneaks downstairs to log onto world of warcraft and defeat the lich king

Kisses wife goodnight  sneaks downstairs to log onto world of warcraft and defeat the lich king  Repressed Suburban Father

smokes mids

smokes mids   Repressed Suburban Father

writes automation does work manually

writes automation does work manually  Repressed Suburban Father

loves his wife dead prostitutes in his basement

loves his wife dead prostitutes in his basement  Repressed Suburban Father

"Going out for a Barbecue" Gets wasted

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