Repressed Suburban Father

Tells son to respect women Is a pimp on the weekend

Tells son to respect women Is a pimp on the weekend  Repressed Suburban Father

talks about hard work dreams about pot and hookers

talks about hard work dreams about pot and hookers  Repressed Suburban Father

likes metallica, son likes megadeth disown son and kick him out

likes metallica, son likes megadeth disown son and kick him out  Repressed Suburban Father

pees on bowl avoids nosy wife calculating stream strength and length and diagnosing prostate cancer

pees on bowl avoids nosy wife calculating stream strength and length and diagnosing prostate cancer  Repressed Suburban Father

Won't let kids listen to rap "fuck the police" tattooed on chest

Won't let kids listen to rap

Won't let kids listen to rap giant Thug Life tattoo on back

Won't let kids listen to rap giant Thug Life tattoo on back  Repressed Suburban Father

Good guy greg now scumbag steve when he was in college

Good guy greg now scumbag steve when he was in college  Repressed Suburban Father

Ever heard of Slim Shady, son? Oh. Thats okay

Ever heard of Slim Shady, son? Oh. Thats okay  Repressed Suburban Father

don't buy used games, son for all you know, the previous owner might have jizzed on them *wistful look*

don't buy used games, son for all you know, the previous owner might have jizzed on them
*wistful look*  Repressed Suburban Father

Sells mustang Buys minivan

Sells mustang Buys minivan  Repressed Suburban Father
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