Repressed Suburban Father

won't let daughter date black guy has sex with black hookers

won't let daughter date black guy has sex with black hookers  Repressed Suburban Father

Says children are a miracle Contemplates killing family with axe in their sleep

Says children are a miracle Contemplates killing family with axe in their sleep  Repressed Suburban Father

chaperones son's high school graduation party so he can score some weed from scumbag steve

chaperones son's high school graduation party so he can score some weed from scumbag steve  Repressed Suburban Father

Told wife he had to stay late at work Went out street racing

Told wife he had to stay late at work Went out street racing  Repressed Suburban Father

coaches the local YMCA basketball team Drinks everclear while running drills

coaches the local YMCA basketball team Drinks everclear while running drills  Repressed Suburban Father

i has a penis... AUTOMATIC RAPEST

i has a penis... AUTOMATIC RAPEST
  Repressed Suburban Father

i was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.

i was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.   Repressed Suburban Father

stops at dillard's after work wedding ring in pocket

stops at dillard's after work wedding ring in pocket  Repressed Suburban Father

Tells kids not to go out too late So they don't see him at the bar

Tells kids not to go out too late So they don't see him at the bar  Repressed Suburban Father

Under this sweater? another sweater

Under this sweater? another sweater  Repressed Suburban Father
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