Repressed Suburban Father

tell him he looks like the lawyer from 'arrested development' "Why does everyone keep saying that?!"

tell him he looks like the lawyer from 'arrested development'

Safe driver in the day Street races for pinks at night

Safe driver in the day Street races for pinks at night  Repressed Suburban Father

has v-chip enabled in family room watches Showtime at 1 am alone

has v-chip enabled in family room watches Showtime at 1 am alone  Repressed Suburban Father

Under this sweater? my birthday suit

Under this sweater? my birthday suit  Repressed Suburban Father

Agrees with wife on everything Doesn't really agree with wife on anything

Agrees with wife on everything Doesn't really agree with wife on anything  Repressed Suburban Father

Drops kids off at school drives the long way past the strip club

Drops kids off at school drives the long way past the strip club  Repressed Suburban Father

Says that he's planting tomatoes no tomatoes can be seen; only harvests the leaves

Says that he's planting tomatoes no tomatoes can be seen; only harvests the leaves  Repressed Suburban Father

Alone in the house? Satanic ritual time

Alone in the house? Satanic ritual time  Repressed Suburban Father

drops kids off school.. deep throat'n my wife

drops kids off school.. deep throat'n my wife  Repressed Suburban Father

Drives a volvo with 20" rims, spoiler, bodykit, custom exhaust, subwoofers, and truck nutz

Drives a volvo with 20
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