Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Is so photogenic He makes the kid in the red polo look like a badass

Is so photogenic

 He makes the kid in the red polo look like a badass  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

PLays bass gets more attention than guitarist

PLays bass gets more attention than guitarist  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Says metal isn't just screaming People listen

Says metal isn't just screaming People listen  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Loves Slayer But Doesn't scream Slayer at inappropriate times

Loves Slayer But Doesn't scream Slayer at inappropriate times  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Plays Pokemon only uses thrash

Plays Pokemon only uses thrash  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Shines laser at Dave Mustaine He doesn't get pissed off

Shines laser at Dave Mustaine


 He doesn't get pissed off  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Oh so you like dubstep? Not anymore

Oh so you like dubstep? Not anymore  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Walked through the fire and the flames and straight into my heart

Walked through the fire and the flames and straight into my heart  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

Goes to a megadeth concert they cover Deicide

Goes to a megadeth concert they cover Deicide  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead

is a devout christian glen benton becomes one

is a devout christian glen benton becomes one  Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead