Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

CHARGED FOR MURDER TURNS OUT LOOKS CAN KILL

CHARGED FOR MURDER TURNS OUT LOOKS CAN KILL  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

walks in to shower everyone drops the soap

walks in to shower everyone drops the soap  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

Arrested for assault And flattery

Arrested for assault  And flattery  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

Murders by asphyxiation because he'll take your breath away

Murders by asphyxiation because he'll take your breath away  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

breaks into your home steals your heart

breaks into your home steals your heart  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

Goes to prison for stealing hearts

Goes to prison for stealing hearts  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

Goes to prison Prisoners drop their soap on purpose

Goes to prison Prisoners drop their soap on purpose  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

Only charged with theft Still the most wanted

Only charged with theft Still the most wanted  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

Drops the soap everyone else tries to pick it up

Drops the soap everyone else tries to pick it up  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

They were hit by a smooth criminal

They were hit by a smooth criminal  Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner