Sad Birthday Dog

I just wanted to eat but you lit my food on fire

I just wanted to eat but you lit my food on fire  Sad Birthday Dog

But i asked for a big booty hoe

But i asked for a  big booty hoe   Sad Birthday Dog

But I wanted A big booty hoe

But I wanted A big booty hoe  Sad Birthday Dog

But i asked for Big booty bitches

But i asked for Big booty bitches  Sad Birthday Dog

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.  Sad Birthday Dog

um.. this is chocolate

um.. this is chocolate  Sad Birthday Dog

Super excited for cakeday missed it because of power outage

Super excited for cakeday missed it because of power outage  Sad Birthday Dog

I appreciate the thought but my droppings look tastier

I appreciate the thought but my droppings look tastier  Sad Birthday Dog

no cake on cake day? guess i'll go eat my own poop

no cake on cake day? guess i'll go eat my own poop  Sad Birthday Dog

Humans think I am 2 on my 21st birthday

Humans think I am 2 on my 21st birthday  Sad Birthday Dog