Sad Keanu

I AM WORTH MILLION$ EVERY WOMAN WANTS ME EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE ME BUT I AM AN IGNORANT DOUCHE WHO CAN'T ACT AND I HAVE A SMALL PENIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

I AM WORTH MILLION$
EVERY WOMAN WANTS ME
EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE ME BUT I AM AN IGNORANT DOUCHE WHO CAN'T ACT AND I HAVE A SMALL PENIS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE  Sad Keanu

Oh, yay, falafel I hate falafel

Oh, yay, falafel  I hate falafel  Sad Keanu

fortune cookie; "your moronic co-star's success will confound you for the rest of your days" i got alex winters' fortune by mistake.

fortune cookie;

This Choco Taco is delicious I literally just pooped myself

This Choco Taco is delicious I literally just pooped myself  Sad Keanu

Got 2 up votes... 3 down votes...

Got 2 up votes... 3 down votes...  Sad Keanu

Agent called Leonardo got the part

Agent called Leonardo got the part  Sad Keanu

Dick Cheney received a heart transplant?

Dick Cheney received
a heart transplant?   Sad Keanu

there's a hair in my sandwich how many did i eat before i noticed this one...

there's a hair in my sandwich how many did i eat before i noticed this one...  Sad Keanu

I just wanted to be internet famous but paparazzi are dicks about copyright

I just wanted to be internet famous but paparazzi are dicks about copyright   Sad Keanu

*sees lawrence* *looks away* missed my chance...

*sees lawrence*
*looks away* missed my chance...   Sad Keanu
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