Sad Keanu

Oh a fortune cookie 'You will gain weight and move to Hamilton'

Oh a fortune cookie 'You will gain weight and move to Hamilton'  Sad Keanu

Chocolate Chip cookies in the commons!!! Raisins...

Chocolate Chip cookies in the commons!!! Raisins...  Sad Keanu

have a blind date and she's never seen any of my movies. She's really blind.

have a blind date and she's never seen any of  my movies. She's really blind.  Sad Keanu

ORDERS mcdonalds no ketchup

ORDERS mcdonalds no ketchup  Sad Keanu

I just bought this great new phone! it's a banana

I just bought this great new phone! it's a banana  Sad Keanu

Let me check how old my account is 366 days...crap

Let me check how old my account is 366 days...crap  Sad Keanu

they said ib was a great opportunity ruined my life...

they said ib was a great opportunity ruined my life...  Sad Keanu

1,536 Upvotes Self-Post

1,536 Upvotes Self-Post  Sad Keanu

unc is going to win the fucking title this year motherfuckers

unc is going to win the fucking title this year motherfuckers  Sad Keanu

Nickey Minaj made a new song! bees in a trap

Nickey Minaj made a new song! bees in a trap  Sad Keanu
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