Sad Keanu

I was once a college student... I still am

I was once a college student... I still am  Sad Keanu

All I did was ask: "Why can't I eat in your Camaro?" Now I have to walk home.

All I did was ask:

Hmm...Good sandwich Fuck this is the matrix, not even real.

Hmm...Good sandwich Fuck this is the matrix, not even real.  Sad Keanu

Wait a minute... . . . not again . . . This is made of wax.

Wait a minute... . . . not again . . . This is made of wax.  Sad Keanu

coco's?

coco's?   Sad Keanu

i really shouldn't have raped that bitch she gave me std

i really shouldn't have raped that bitch she gave me std  Sad Keanu

Are those? sesame seeds...

Are those? sesame seeds...  Sad Keanu

Oh sandwich. only you understand me. too bad I'm eating you.

Oh sandwich. only you understand me. too bad I'm eating you.  Sad Keanu

Sweet won first place Nickelback Tickets, fuck

Sweet won first place Nickelback Tickets, fuck  Sad Keanu

I used to be an aventurer like you... but then i took an arrow to the knee

I used to be an aventurer like you... but then i took an arrow to the knee  Sad Keanu
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