Schrute

He is second only to Monta Ellis among players who play his position.

 He is second only to Monta Ellis among players who play his position.  Schrute

SIT DOWN AFTER WORK PISS PISS ON MY BALLS, PISS EVERYWHERE.

SIT DOWN AFTER WORK PISS PISS ON MY BALLS, PISS EVERYWHERE.  Schrute

you're a born again christian claiming naturalised citizenship of the usa? FALSE. You were born again into the kingdom of heaven - Luke 22:29-30

you're a born again christian claiming naturalised citizenship of the usa? FALSE.  
You were born again into the kingdom of heaven -  Luke 22:29-30   Schrute

No pi day in europe False. pi day was on 31/4/1592

No pi day in europe False.
pi day was on 31/4/1592  Schrute

Even though the events that have happened this week have been tragic they are all part of god's plan. False. There is no god. And there is no plan.

Even though the events that have happened this week have been tragic they are all part of god's plan. False.
There is no god.
And there is no plan.   Schrute

Never say never? False. You just said it twice.

Never say never? False.
You just said it twice.  Schrute

There's no pi day in Europe? False. On the 31st of April it would read 31/4

There's no pi day in Europe? False.
On the 31st of April it would read 31/4  Schrute

I know this meme doesn't work But we're breaking up

I know this meme doesn't work But we're breaking up  Schrute

Shoot for the moon and land among the stars False. Shoot for the moon and suffocate in the oxygen-free abyss.

Shoot for the moon and land among the stars False.
Shoot for the moon and suffocate in the 
oxygen-free abyss.  Schrute

i broke your heart? False. You would be dead if your heart was not functioning.

i broke your heart? False.
You would be dead if your heart was not functioning.   Schrute
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