Schrute

"Keep your chin up?" False. Doing so would leave you easy prey to upper-cuts.

"A Kick to the balls is 9000 del? False. Del is not even a real unit of measurement

You're drinking ice cold water? False. If the water was "ice cold", it would be ice, not water.

You're drinking ice cold water? False.
If the water was

WTF Who pissed in your cheerios?

WTF Who pissed
in your cheerios?  Schrute

What kind of bear is best? FALSE. Black bear

What kind of bear is best? FALSE.  
Black bear  Schrute

public policy can break a k False. this is america, dammit!

public policy can break a k False.
this is america, dammit!  Schrute

Boats and airplanes disappear in the Bermuda Triangle False: People are horrible at finding boats and airplanes.

Boats and airplanes disappear in the Bermuda Triangle False: People are horrible at finding boats and airplanes.  Schrute

"Whiskey is sunlight held together by water." False. Whiskey is a spirit distilled from malted grain, especially barley or rye.

now you're just somebody that i used to know? False. We will still recognize each other even if you Make out like it never happened

now you're just somebody that i used to know? False.
We will still recognize each other even if you Make out like it never happened  Schrute

All men want is sex False. they also like a good sandwich

All men want is sex False.
they also like a good sandwich  Schrute
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