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You Only Live Once? False You were born once. You Live everyday. You only die once.

You Only Live Once? False
You were born once.
You Live everyday. 
You only die once.  Schrute

Why is steve carell not funny? because being a douchebag is not funny

Why is steve carell not  funny? because being a douchebag is not funny  Schrute

she's back

 she's back   Schrute

FACT: The Pickle just discovered how to use internet memes

FACT: The Pickle just discovered
 how to use internet memes  Schrute

Fact: all trucks gain 40-50 horsepower at the wheels when eminem is playing through the speakers

Fact: all trucks gain 40-50 horsepower at the wheels when eminem is playing through the speakers  Schrute

Unable to walk heel-to-toe. Drunk driver? False. Flocculonodular lobe syndrome.

Unable to walk heel-to-toe.
Drunk driver? False.
Flocculonodular lobe syndrome.  Schrute

speechless

 speechless   Schrute

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREY YOUNG I LOVE YOU BEW ARE YOU GONNA COME HOME TOMORROW? I HAVE THE BEST PRESENT EVER RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU BOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREY YOUNG                                                    I LOVE YOU BEW ARE YOU GONNA COME HOME TOMORROW?      I HAVE THE BEST PRESENT EVER RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU BOO  Schrute

Smarter than your average bear? False! Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.

Smarter than your average bear? False! Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.  Schrute

"My stomach hurts" False. You're just being a pussy.

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