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why does italy look like a condom? It is because things look like cocks to you.

why does italy look like a condom? It is because things look like cocks to you.  Schrute

"Oh some people without brains do an awful lot of talking..." False. Broca's area is what controls speech. It's located in the brain.

forward this to 20 friends before 12 otherwise you will never have financial security? FALSE. financial security is a product of property investment and advancement up the career ladder.

forward this to 20 friends before 12 otherwise you will never have financial security? FALSE.  
financial security is a product of property investment and advancement up the career ladder.  Schrute

Fact: Hans and Devin will feed you to the pigs if you leave a mess in the kitchen

Fact: Hans and Devin will feed you to the pigs if you leave a mess in the kitchen  Schrute

Maeser's uniform policy is stupid? You aren't in uniform, so therefore you are stupid about the uniform policy. False.

Maeser's uniform policy is stupid? 
You aren't in uniform, so therefore you are stupid about the uniform policy. False.  Schrute

"The next real pi day will be..." False. There cannot be a real pi-day, only rational-approximation-of-pi-days.

"This has been the longest day of my life." False. Every day is the exact same amount of time.

The H test is used to test cranial nerve six False.

The H test is used to test cranial nerve six False.
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Torpedo Nipples? FALSE. they're missiles.

Torpedo Nipples? FALSE.  
they're missiles.  Schrute

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. FALSE. LIONS.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. FALSE.  LIONS.  Schrute
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